Earth is ghetto8 billion roommates, zero security depositHousing unaffordable on median wagesHealthcare costs: out-of-pocket bleedingLife expectancy: don't get too attachedAir quality: questionablePolitical polarization: surgingHomicide rates: location-dependentRecommendation: do not move inEarth is ghetto8 billion roommates, zero security depositHousing unaffordable on median wagesHealthcare costs: out-of-pocket bleedingLife expectancy: don't get too attachedAir quality: questionablePolitical polarization: surgingHomicide rates: location-dependentRecommendation: do not move in

Earth Is
Ghetto. — A world map of how cooked every country got.

Earth is so ghetto, we decided to score and rank it. Hover any country to see receipts on air pollution, billionaires, political polarization, incarceration, housing affordability, healthcare out-of-pocket costs, life expectancy and homicide. This isn't about poor countries. It's about powerful ones failing on purpose.

72 countries indexed8 receipts eachsatire built on real data
How to read this
Every country gets a 0 to 100 score. Higher means more cooked. The scale rewards transparency and punishes powerful states that choose to do badly. Lower is not "richer," it's "less self-inflicted damage."

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Cooked Index
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The Hall of Shame

Top of the leaderboard means most cooked by its own choices, not poorest. Wealth without responsibility scores worse than poverty.

It's not personal, it's spreadsheets.

The Cooked Index is a weighted blend of eight metrics chosen to highlight failures of power: air pollution, billionaire count, political polarization, incarceration, housing affordability, healthcare out-of-pocket spending, life expectancy, and the homicide rate. Sources include Forbes, IQAir, V-Dem, World Prison Brief, Numbeo, WHO, UN/WPP and UNODC.

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